Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Short Skirt, Tall Heels

She tumbles around in a short skirt and 5 inches with her big behind dragging on the floor. Would you suppose she knows that 5 inches will not keep her bottom from touching the ground and the short skirt is threatening to flash the world in a six-mile radius?

How can one put it across to her in a non-critisising manner that not everyone looks good in 5 inches and flashing as much leg as they could? Sure, Heidi Klum could get away with skirts that are so barely there and Kylie Minogue could strut her stuff in 6 inches, no less.

Hell, there are tonnes out there who would even look good with nothing on. But I do pity these poor deluded souls out there who has it in their heads that they look good in any outfit that would have looked good on anybody else.

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